Enter one or two keywords
to search these Motivational Quotes.

Hint: keep it simple, like life or moving on




Facebook share   Tweet This   Email this

MasterTeam
Home  |  Motivational Quotes  |  Teamwork  |  Success  |  About
Topics:   A-   B-   Ca-   Co-   D-   E-   F-   G-   H-    I-    J-K-L   M-   N-O   Pa-   Pr-   Q-R   Sa-   Sk-   T-   U-V-W-X-Y-Z

Aaron Allston Quotes

I hope you find these Motivational Aaron Allston Quotes useful in achieving your personal and career goals in life.

Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.
- Aaron Allston

Related topics: Legal

Definition of 'Free': You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it.
- Aaron Allston

No one pays me to be nice.
- Aaron Allston

I'm content to stand on tradition.
I'm even more content to wipe my feet on it.
- Aaron Allston

 

Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails
until things start to go your way.
- Aaron Allston

Where can I get some tat? I'd like to trade it in.
- Aaron Allston

This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow.
- Aaron Allston


Please sign-up for my Free Daily Inspirational Quotes and Insights Email on the form below.

Thank you for joining me on this journey we call life,
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Sign-up for your free subscription to my Daily Inspiration - Daily Quote email.

Your E-Mail Address:
Your Name:

To confirm your subscription, you must click on a link in the email being sent to you.

Each email contains an unsubscribe link. We will NEVER sell, rent, loan, or abuse your email address in ANY way.


Life is like an analogy.
- Aaron Allston

There are two types of people in the world,
and I'm one of them.
- Aaron Allston

The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest
answer to any problem is 90% crap.
- Aaron Allston

I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb.
Most of us can't get paid to be smart.
- Aaron Allston

The difference between tragedy and comedy:
Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else,
while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.
- Aaron Allston

The analysis of the thing is not the thing itself.
- Aaron Allston

The way to a man's heart is through his chest.
- Aaron Allston

Feminism is sort of like God.
Many people profess to believe in it,
but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone's satisfaction.
- Aaron Allston

Any sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic.
- Aaron Allston

If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?
- Aaron Allston

Violence is the first refuge of the violent.
- Aaron Allston

When all else fails, complicate matters.
- Aaron Allston

Discourage litigation.
Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever you can.
As a peacemaker the lawyer has
superior opportunity of being a good man.
There will still be business enough.
- Abraham Lincoln

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
- Anonymous

People are getting smarter nowadays;
they are letting lawyers,
instead of their conscience, be their guide.
- Will Rogers

Doctors are just the same as lawyers;
the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you,
whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
- Anton Chekhov

We are led by lawyers who do not understand either
technology or balance sheets.
- Thomas Friedman

As a rule lawyers tend to want to do whatever they can to win.
- Bill Williams

All the libel lawyers will tell you there's no libel any more,
that everyone's given up.
- Ian Hislop

The trouble with law is lawyers.
- Clarence Darrow

People do not win people fights.
Lawyers do.
- Norman Ralph Augustine

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad
that we don't have a system where the losing team has
to pay the winning team's lawyers.
- Carol Burnett

Cagey trial lawyers have figured out there's a pretty
good likelihood their case -
no matter what its merit -
will literally get its day in court because of favorable judges.
- Dennis Hastert

I wouldn't pretend to tell you we don't pay our lawyers well.
- Jay Alan Sekulow

To some lawyers, all facts are created equal.
- Felix Frankfurter

If the present Congress errs in too much talking,
how can it be otherwise in a body to which the people
send one hundred and fifty lawyers,
whose trade it is to question everything,
yield nothing, and talk by the hour?
- Thomas Jefferson

If the laws could speak for themselves,
they would complain of the lawyers in the first place.
- Lord Halifax

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.
- Charles Lamb

Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.
- Jeremy Bentham

As for lawyers, it's more fun to play one than to be one.
- Sam Waterston

Unfortunately, what many people forget is that judges
are just lawyers in robes.
- Tammy Bruce

The only people who benefit from lawsuits are lawyers.
I think we made a couple of them rich.
- Gavin Rossdale

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
- Benjamin Franklin

She seemed to mean what she said.
She said pretty much this: I retained some lawyers,
I have to move on with my life, I am divorcing you,
and then she added, I need money.
- Dennis Kozlowski

We got dragged through a system and got burned by crooked lawyers,
and the list goes on and on.
- Jerry Only

I was trained to be an actor, not a star.
I was trained to play roles, not to deal with fame
and agents and lawyers and the press.
- Gene Hackman

Divorce is a game played by lawyers.
- Cary Grant

Drugs are in every walk of life - doctors,
lawyers, preachers, the guy who works for IBM,
teenagers on the street, teenagers in school.
- Smokey Robinson

Government lawyers have a duty to disclose evidence
of wrongdoing in the government.
- Ken Starr

There are some lawyers who think of themselves as basically
instruments of whoever their clients are,
and they pride themselves on their professional craft.
- Cass Sunstein

The more lawyers there are, the more people are out
there to encourage others not to go to law school.
- David E. Kelley

Our first concern is the security of the lawyers because
without security you can't possibly have a fair trial,
if trial at all, and that's not been adequately attended to.
- Ramsey Clark

Lawyers should not be charged with the same crimes as their clients.
Trials related to political charges are not in accordance with human rights.
- Shirin Ebadi

Where there are too many policemen, there is no liberty.
Where there are too many soldiers, there is no peace.
Where there are too many lawyers, there is no justice.
- Lin Yutang

Man, I just feel blessed...
I was in a situation where the only way I could come
out of it was by putting my faith in God.
No matter how good my lawyers were, no matter how much celebrity I had,
everything was just stacked up against me.
- Puff Daddy

I have been surrounded by some of the smartest,
brightest, most caring lawyers, by agents who are willing
to risk their lives for others,
by support staff that are willing to work as hard as they can.
- Janet Reno

Now record companies are run by lawyers and accountants.
The shift from the one to the other was definitely
related to when the takes started to get big.
- David Crosby

If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
- Charles Dickens

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings...
and lawyers.
- Richard Pryor

Our lawyers had their chat with the Supreme Court Justice,
and promised to repast the chat to other members of
the Supreme Court to find out whether they wanted to hear us out.
- Dashiell Hammett

Today, lawyers are attacking more; they're attacking everything.
A good example is the O.J.
Simpson case.
- Joseph Wambaugh

Sadly the job security of lawyers has been ruined,
so they are less willing to defend political defendants.
- Shirin Ebadi

There aren't more lady songwriters for the same reason
that there aren't more lady doctors or lady accountants or lady lawyers;
not enough women have the time for careers.
- Dorothy Fields

The only thing I like more than my wife is my money,
and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers,
that's for damn sure.
- Jon Bon Jovi

Lawyers (are) operators of the toll bridge across which
anyone in search of justice has to pass.
- Jane Bryant Quinn

Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference
is that lawyers merely rob you,
whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
- Anton Chekhov

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
- Will Rogers

Young lawyers attend the courts, not because they have business there,
but because they have no business.
- Washington Irving

I come from a profession which has suffered greatly
because of the lack of civility.
Lawyers treat each other poorly and it has come home to haunt them.
The public will not tolerate a lack of civility.
- James E. Rogers

The only real lawyers are trial lawyers,
and trial lawyers try cases to juries.
- Clarence Darrow

Lawyers didn't seriously get involved in the Watergate
stories until quite late,
when we realized we were on to something.
- Bob Woodward

The question arises whether all lawyers are the same.
This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage.
- Florynce R. Kennedy

I think the lawyers are such incredible actors.
Can you imagine the performance they have to do every day?
- Monica Bellucci


Thank you for visiting: Aaron Allston Quotes.

Please sign up on the form below to receive my Free Daily Inspiration - Daily Quotes email.

May the world be kind to you, and may your own thoughts be gentle upon yourself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Sign-up for your free subscription to my Daily Inspiration - Daily Quote email.

Your E-Mail Address:
Your Name:

To confirm your subscription, you must click on a link in the email being sent to you.

Each email contains an unsubscribe link. We will NEVER sell, rent, loan, or abuse your email address in ANY way.

Motivational Quotes



 


MasterTeam® is a registered trademark of Jonathan Lockwood Huie. MasterTeam LLC, a Florida Limited Liability Corporation, provides information, advisory, and consultancy services. You may read about the MasterTeam.com privacy policy, terms of use, participation in affiliate programs, copyright policy, and disclaimer.

All materials & writings are copyright © Jonathan Lockwood Huie, except for quotes and
other specifically identified material which belong to their respective copyright holders if applicable.