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Abe Lemons Quotes

I hope you find these Motivational Abe Lemons Quotes useful in achieving your personal and career goals in life.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
- Abe Lemons

I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players.
- Abe Lemons

You know what they call the fellow who finishes last
in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'
- Abe Lemons

I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.
- Abe Lemons

 

There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet,
and put the darn ball in the basket.
- Abe Lemons

One day of practice is like one day of clean living.
It doesn't do you any good.
- Abe Lemons

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot.
Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
- Abe Lemons


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Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.
- Abe Lemons

It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.
- Abe Lemons

The trouble is,
if you don't risk anything,
you risk even more.
- Erica Jong

It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble.
It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
- Mark Twain (attributed)

When trouble arises and things look bad,
there is always one individual who perceives a solution
and is willing to take command.
Very often, that individual is crazy.
- Dave Barry

Laugh, and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone;
For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth,
But has trouble enough of its own.
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox

When I look back on all these worries,
I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed
that he had had a lot of trouble in his life,
most of which had never happened.
- Winston Churchill

A quotation is a handy thing to have about,
saving one the trouble of thinking for oneself.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Do not anticipate trouble,
or worry about what may never happen.
Keep in the sunlight.
- Benjamin Franklin

You know, it takes two to get one in trouble.
- the movie She Done Him Wrong (1933)

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is,
he's stuck with so many bad actors
who don't know how to play funny.
- Garrison Keillor

Worry is the interest paid by those who borrow trouble.
- George Washington

I used to sell furniture for a living.
The trouble was, it was my own.
- Les Dawson

Friends are angels who lift us to our feet
when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
- Anonymous

A "No" uttered from deepest conviction
is better and greater than a "Yes" merely uttered to please,
or what is worse, to avoid trouble.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

From behind the Iron Curtain, there are signs that tyranny
is in trouble and reminders that its structure
is as brittle as its surface is hard.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Nobody, as long as he moves about
among the chaotic currents of life,
is without trouble.
- Carl Jung

The trouble with the world is not
that people know too little,
but that they know so many things that ain't so.
- Mark Twain

The trouble with having an open mind, of course,
is that people will insist on coming along
and trying to put things in it.
- Terry Pratchett

All marriages are happy.
It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.
- Raymond Hull

There is a secret wisdom-of-the-ages
that holds the key to breaking our
cycle of self-imposed suffering.
The secret wisdom is, "Life is not supposed to be fair."
This is not sad news. This is GLORIOUS news!
Life is not broken. Nothing is wrong.
God has not failed, died, or gone on vacation.
The world is working perfectly. We just misunderstood.
Somewhere along the way, someone got the idea that
life was "supposed" to be "fair,"
and all the trouble started -
expectation, disappointment, resentment, anger -
a whole cycle of suffering that began
with the belief that life is "supposed" to be "fair."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
- Ogden Nash

Dad, I'm in some trouble.
There's been an accident and you're going to hear all
sorts of things about me from now on.
Terrible things.
- Edward Kennedy

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
- Martin Mull

I love those who can smile in trouble,
who can gather strength from distress,
and grow brave by reflection.
- Leonardo da Vinci

My God, this is a hell of a job. I have no trouble with my enemies.
I can take care of my enemies all right.
But my damn friends, my goddamn friends.
They're the ones that keep me walking the floor at night.
- Warren G. Harding

The trouble with always trying to preserve the health
of the body is that it is so difficult to do without
destroying the health of the mind.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton

Birds are indicators of the environment.
If they are in trouble, we know we'll soon be in trouble.
- Roger Tory Peterson

The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
- Paul Valery

Do not trouble yourself much
to get new things, whether clothes or friends...
Sell your clothes and keep your thoughts.
- Henry David Thoreau

When I get logical, and I don't trust my instincts -
that's when I get in trouble.
- Angelina Jolie

Trouble is, kids feel they have to shock their elders
and each generation grows up into something harder to shock.
- Ben Lindsey

Move to your heart, Breathe.
Close your eyes and breathe deeply - slowly -
fill your lungs with love and gratitude -
exhale each and every trouble -
again and again - gratitude in, troubles out.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win,
you're still a rat.
- Lily Tomlin

Every government is a parliament of whores.
The trouble is, in a democracy, the whores are us.
- P. J. O'Rourke

Every religion is true one way or another.
It is true when understood metaphorically.
But when it gets stuck in its own metaphors,
interpreting them as facts, then you are in trouble.
- Joseph Campbell

You don't help people in your poems.
I've been trying to help people all my life -
that's my trouble.
- Charles Olson

To be satisfied with a little, is the greatest wisdom;
and he that increaseth his riches,
increaseth his cares; but a contented mind is a hidden treasure,
and trouble findeth it not.
- Akhenaton

When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking
if there is anything you can do.
Think up something appropriate and do it.
- Edward W. Howe

The trouble with travelling back later on is that you
can never repeat the same experience.
- Michael Palin

My motto was always to keep swinging.
Whether I was in a slump or feeling badly or having trouble off the field,
the only thing to do was keep swinging.
- Hank Aaron

The trouble with law is lawyers.
- Clarence Darrow

Unless we form the habit of going to the Bible
in bright moments as well as in trouble,
we cannot fully respond to its consolations
because we lack equilibrium between light and darkness.
- Helen Keller

When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble,
delegate; when in charge, ponder.
- James H. Boren

Love is the self-delusion we manufacture to justify
the trouble we take to have sex.
- Daniel S. Greenberg

When trouble comes, it's your family that supports you.
- Guy Lafleur

I believe much trouble would be saved if we opened our hearts more.
- Chief Joseph

Listen, little boy.
In this business, there's only one law you gotta follow to keep outta trouble.
Do it first, do it yourself, and keep on doin' it.
- Ben Hecht

I've always had trouble with authority.
- John Milius

The trouble with most of us is that we would rather
be ruined by praise than saved by criticism.
- Norman Vincent Peale

People are too durable, that's their main trouble.
They can do too much to themselves, they last too long.
- Bertolt Brecht

I once said, "We will bury you," and I got into trouble with it.
Of course we will not bury you with a shovel.
Your own working class will bury you.
- Nikita Khrushchev

The way out of trouble is never as simple as the way in.
- Edgar Watson Howe

It is better for you to be free of fear lying upon a pallet,
than to have a golden couch and a rich table and be full of trouble.
- Epicurus

It's a slight stretch of the imagination but most people
are alike in most ways so I've never had any trouble
identifying with the character that I'm playing.
- Jack Nicholson

I think I do too many voices in these shows.
I think it's because we have trouble getting voice talent.
- Mike Judge

Asia is rich in people, rich in culture and rich in resources.
It is also rich in trouble.
- Hubert H. Humphrey

What they could do with 'round here is a good war.
What else can you expect with peace running wild all
over the place? You know what the trouble with peace is? No organization.
- Bertolt Brecht

The true gourmet, like the true artist,
is one of the unhappiest creatures existent.
His trouble comes from so seldom finding what he constantly seeks:
perfection.
- Ludwig Bemelmans

It would be nice to have radio support,
not that we've ever had that much trouble with it.
- Zac Hanson

I've had a lot of struggles and I would be in a lot of trouble,
I think, if I wasn't a Christian.
- Victoria Jackson

And there never was an apple, in Adam's opinion,
that wasn't worth the trouble you got into for eating it.
- Neil Gaiman

The trouble with that movie is that you had to see
Chinatown the day before you saw The Two Jakes.
- Eli Wallach

The legislator learns that when you talk a lot,
you get in trouble.
You have to listen a lot to make deals.
- Bob Woodward


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