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Alan King Quotes

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Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
- Alan King

Related topics: Marriage

If you want to read about love and marriage,
you've got to buy two separate books.
- Alan King

Banks have a new image.
Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker.
If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?
- Alan King

You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last
fifteen years on the toilet.
- Alan King

 

A dream you dream alone is only a dream.
A dream you dream together becomes reality.
- John Lennon

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits
and then complain that he's not the man she married?
- Barbra Streisand

I love being married.
It's so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner


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A man's friendships are, like his will,
invalidated by marriage -
but they are also no less invalidated
by the marriage of his friends.
- Samuel Butler

Marriage has no guarantees.
If that's what you're looking for,
go live with a car battery.
- Erma Bombeck

The four most important words in any marriage...
"I'll do the dishes."
- Anonymous

Marriage is a fine institution -
but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
- Mae West

Marriage is a wonderful institution,
but who would want to live in an institution?
- H. L. Mencken

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
- Henny Youngman

Every good relationship, especially marriage, is based on respect.
If it's not based on respect,
nothing that appears to be good will last very long.
- Amy Grant

This day I will marry my friend,
the one I laugh with, live for, dream with, love.
- Anonymous

Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
- Anonymous

Make sure you never, never argue at night.
You just lose a good night's sleep,
and you can't settle anything until morning anyway.
- Rose Kennedy

Marriage, ultimately, is the practice of
becoming passionate friends.
- Harville Hendrix

The fewer secrets you have, the happier you will be.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

(Groom), take (Bride)'s hand and place your hand over hers.
Now, remember this moment and cherish it...
because this will be the last time you ever have the upper hand.
- Anonymous

When I eventually met Mr. Right
I had no idea that his first name was Always.
- Rita Rudner

I have often wanted to drown my troubles,
but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
- Anonymous

Always remember the three magic words: You're right dear.
- Anonymous

There is no substitute for the comfort supplied
by the utterly taken-for-granted relationship.
- Iris Murdoch

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

The formula for achieving a successful relationship is simple:
you should treat all disasters as if they were trivialities
but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster.
- Quentin Crisp

A man likes his wife to be
just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness,
and just stupid enough to admire it.
- Israel Zangwill

A divorce is like an amputation:
you survive it, but there's less of you.
- Margaret Atwood

Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
- Albert Einstein

It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks.
She's not marrying the best man.
- Anonymous

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
- Mae West

Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry
always gets the best of the argument.
- Voltaire

Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy,
the first question I ask myself is:
is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
- Rita Rudner

They have come up with a perfect understanding.
He won't try to run her life,
and he won't try to run his, either.
- Anonymous

Whenever I date a guy, I think,
"Is this the man I want my children
to spend their weekends with?"
- Rita Rudner

There are four stages in a marriage.
First there's the affair,
then the marriage,
then children
and finally the fourth stage,
without which you cannot know a woman, the divorce.
- Norman Mailer

Do not marry a man to reform him.
That is what reform schools are for.
- Mae West

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
- Phyllis Diller

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police
because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.
- Ilie Nastase

You can learn how to let go of the past.
Whether you have experienced a break up
with someone you cared for deeply,
whether death has taken a loved one,
whether you have had a feud with a friend or family member,
whether you have lost a job.
Move on and let go.
Life can be joyful and rewarding again.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Husbands should be like Kleenex:
soft, strong, and disposable.
- the movie Clue (1985)

A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

The Wedding March always reminds me of the music
played when soldiers go into battle.
- Heinrich Heine

When two people decide to get a divorce,
it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one another,
but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
- Helen Rowland

I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.
- Groucho Marx

I think men who have a pierced ear
are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
- Rita Rudner

One good Husband is worth two good Wives;
for the scarcer things are, the more they're valued.
- Benjamin Franklin

When you make the sacrifice in marriage,
you're sacrificing not to each other
but to unity in a relationship.
- Joseph Campbell

For a happy marriage,
love and accept your spouse just the way they are.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

He early on let her know who is the boss.
He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss."
- Anonymous humor

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man
is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Our loved ones -
whether by blood, by marriage, or by choice -
are delicate treasures.
If we hold them too close, they break -
as a butterfly would.
By honoring and enjoying
the freedom of our loved ones,
we gain our own freedom.
Have the courage to trust that
the beautiful butterflies of your life
will return - or not - as life intends.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

In order to be happy with a man,
you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
and not try to understand her at all.
- Helen Rowland

No man is truly married until he understands
every word his wife is NOT saying.
- Anonymous

Protecting the institution of marriage safeguards,
I believe, the American family.
- John Boehner

Gift the love of your life with undistracted,
untelevisioned, unhurried attentiveness.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder.
- Thornton Wilder

Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose
as a friend if he were a woman.
- Joseph Joubert

Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night.
- St.
Jerome

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
- Michel de Montaigne

There is more of good nature than of good sense
at the bottom of most marriages.
- Henry David Thoreau

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows -
marriage does.
- Groucho Marx

A Great Relationship is the Dance of Two Great Lives.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
- Mae West

By all means marry.
If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher
and that is a good thing for any man.
- Socrates

Marriage - a book of which the first chapter is written
in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.
- Beverley Nichols

Staying married may have long-term benefits.
You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over
a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
- P. J. O'Rourke

When a marriage works, nothing on earth can take its place.
- Helen Gahagan

Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.
- Larry David

Marriage is a wonderful institution,
but who wants to live in an institution?
- Groucho Marx

In every marriage more than a week old,
there are grounds for divorce.
The trick is to find, and continue to find,
grounds for marriage.
- Robert Anderson


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