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I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
- Phyllis Diller
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
- Phyllis Diller
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
- Phyllis Diller
Choose Inner Peace.
Nothing is worth losing your inner peace.
Take action as circumstances require,
but never surrender your inner peace.
Stop. Breathe deeply.
Close your eyes and breathe deeply again.
Then, and only then, take action -
from a peaceful heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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Thank you for joining me on this journey we call life,
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
You are never too old to set another goal
or to dream a new dream.
- C. S. Lewis
Gifts freely given are never obligations.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
If you spend your whole life waiting for the storm,
you'll never enjoy the sunshine.
- Morris West
Our greatest glory is not in never falling,
but in rising every time we fall.
- Confucius
How much pain they have cost us,
the evils which have never happened.
- Thomas Jefferson
When I am working on a problem,
I never think about beauty,
but when I have finished,
if the solution is not beautiful,
I know it is wrong.
- R. Buckminster Fuller
Work Hard. Do your best. Keep your word.
Never get too big for your britches.
Trust in God. Have no fear;
and Never forget a friend.
- Harry S. Truman
You will never find time for anything.
If you want time you must make it.
- Charles Buxton
One can never consent to creep when one feels the impulse to soar.
- Helen Keller
Blessed is he who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed.
- Alexander Pope
Do not anticipate trouble,
or worry about what may never happen.
Keep in the sunlight.
- Benjamin Franklin
Never believe that a few caring people can't change the world.
For, indeed, that's all who ever have.
- Margaret Mead
A good question is never answered.
It is not a bolt to be tightened into place
but a seed to be planted and to bear more seed
toward the hope of greening the landscape of idea.
- John Ciardi
The part can never be well unless the whole is well.
- Plato
Never do things others can do and will do
if there are things others cannot do or will not do.
- Amelia Earhart
Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything.
- Billy Graham
Nurture your mind with great thoughts,
for you will never go any higher than you think.
- Benjamin Disraeli
The false can never grow into truth by growing in power.
- Rabindranath Tagore
Better late than never.
- Proverb
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today.
- Thomas Jefferson
(also attributed to Benjamin Franklin and Lord Chesterfield)
Never be fooled into believing that
there is one speck out of order.
- Byron Katie
We never NEED anything; we never NEED to do something.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
There is so much we can never know.
Breathe deeply and relax into the not-knowing.
There is much that we do not have to know
in order to live joyfully.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Never Let Anyone Get Your Goat,
Push Your Buttons,
Get You Riled Up,
or Annoy You.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Never be in a hurry; do everything quietly and in a calm spirit.
Do not lose your inner peace for anything whatsoever,
even if your whole world seems upset.
- Saint Francis de Sales
My life has been filled with terrible misfortune;
most of which never happened.
- Michel Eyquem De Montaigne
Pleasure disappoints, possibility never
- Soren Kierkegaard
Money has never made man happy, nor will it,
there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness.
The more of it one has the more one wants.
- Benjamin Franklin
We never see what we are not ready to see.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
There are only two or three human stories,
and they go on repeating themselves as fiercely
as if they had never happened before.
- Willa Cather
We can never be the better for our religion
if our neighbor is the worse for it.
- Anonymous
We know nothing at all.
All our knowledge is but the knowledge of schoolchildren.
The real nature of things we shall never know.
- Albert Einstein
Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.
- Benjamin Franklin
There are two kinds of failures:
those who thought and never did,
and those who did and never thought.
- Laurence J. Peter
It is better to learn late than never.
- Publilius Syrus
Never look back unless you are planning to go that way.
- Henry David Thoreau
Wealth, like happiness, is never attained when sought after directly.
It comes as a by-product of providing a useful service.
- Henry Ford
We never repent of having eaten too little.
- Thomas Jefferson
A mind that is stretched by a new experience
an never go back to its old dimensions.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
Never ascribe to malice that which is
adequately explained by incompetence.
- Napoleon
May you never forget what is worth remembering,
or remember what is best forgotten.
- Anonymous
You can never solve a problem on the level
on which it was created.
- Albert Einstein
You may be always victorious if
you will never enter into any contest
where the issue does not wholly depend upon yourself.
- Epictetus
Unless you try to do something
beyond what you have already mastered,
you will never grow.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Sing like no one's listening,
love like you've never been hurt,
dance like nobody's watching,
and live like its heaven on earth.
- Mark Twain
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get.
- the movie Forrest Gump
The years teach much which the days never know.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
You are never given a wish without also
being given the power to make it true.
You may have to work for it, however.
- Richard Bach
Man lives freely only by his readiness to die, if need be,
at the hands of his brother, never by killing him.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
So your father, or your mother,
never thought you were good enough - SO WHAT?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like nobody's watching.
- Satchel Paige
Never in any case say I have lost such a thing, but I have returned it.
Is your child dead? It is a return. Is your wife dead? It is a return.
Are you deprived of your estate? Is not this also a return?
- Epictetus
In the long run, we shape our lives, and we shape ourselves.
The process never ends until we die.
And the choices we make are ultimately our own responsibility.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
We must accept finite disappointment,
but never lose infinite hope.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
What each must seek in his life never was on land or sea.
It is something out of his own unique potentiality for experience,
something that never has been and never could
have been experienced by anyone else.
- Joseph Campbell
Never be stopped by fear or self-pity.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Never cease loving a person, and never give up hope for him,
for even the prodigal son who had fallen most low,
could still be saved; the bitterest enemy
and also he who was your friend could again be your friend;
love that has grown cold can kindle
- Soren Kierkegaard
You will never do anything in this world without courage.
It is the greatest quality of the mind next to honor.
- James Allen
Be the chief but never the lord.
- Lao Tzu
Never mind what others do;
do better than yourself,
beat your own record from day to day,
and you are a success.
- William J. H. Boetcker
Winners never quit and quitters never win.
- Vince Lombardi
Where are you going? Where does your path lead?
You can never know the future, yet wandering aimlessly
is unlikely to be the source of a fulfilling life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Never tell people how to do things.
Tell them what to do and they will
surprise you with their ingenuity.
- George S. Patton
Pessimism never won any battle.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
Never give up on the most important goals in your life.
Never give up on your life purpose.
Never give up on your core values.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Never let the fear of striking out get in your way.
- Babe Ruth
The human voice can never reach the distance
that is covered by the still small voice of conscience.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
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