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Bathroom Quotes

These Motivational Quotes about Bathroom are dedicated to your career and personal success in life.

I'm going to go in the bathroom and scream.
I'll be out in a minute.
- the Woody Allen movie What's New Pussycat

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The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return.
It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
- Arthur C. Clarke

Life is like a movie-since there aren't any commercial breaks,
you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it.
- Garry Trudeau

One day I actually took the list into the bathroom
and I put it up against my face and looked in the mirror
and I realized I had one of two choices,
change the list or change myself.
- Star Jones

 

Through the small tall bathroom window the December
yard is gray and scratchy,
the tree calligraphic.
- Dave Eggers

There is other disturbing facts surround the hideous 911 attacks,
which my family and I could see from the third floor
bathroom window of our homes!
- Amiri Baraka

We had a one bedroom, one bathroom, one closet apartment with four girls.
- Connie Sellecca


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I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom,
written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about.
- Tommy Shaw

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death
should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
- George Carlin

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel.
- Billy Wilder

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every
man should have her and his own bathroom.
The end.
- Catherine Zeta-Jones

Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink,
especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.
- Billy Carter

As for the British churchman, he goes to church as he goes to the bathroom,
with the minimum of fuss and no explanation if he can help it.
- Ronald Blythe

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where
you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.
- Erma Bombeck

I grew up with six brothers.
That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
- Bob Hope

I'm no interior decorator, but just I have a feeling
that plastic plants in the bathroom...
probably not a good idea.
- Kyan Douglas

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does.
Show mercy, and go to the bathroom.
- Kiefer Sutherland

Sometimes that is why you might even stay in the bathroom for even half an hour,
making that water running all over, just singing.
- Dennis Brown

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother.
- Ronnie Spector

In a house where there are small children the bathroom
soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.
- Robert Benchley

I couldn't even go to the bathroom alone.
My mother or a social worker always went with me.
- Natalie Wood

I can't live without my beauty products.
I love to be in my bathroom with my candles lit,
morning, noon and night.
I like taking hot baths and hot showers,
using my body scrubs and lotions.
- Traci Bingham

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous.
- Ani DiFranco

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women.
- Leah Remini

If I want to be alone, some place I can write,
I can read, I can pray, I can cry, I can do whatever I want -
I go to the bathroom.
- Alicia Keys

I still get nervous on dates.
I'll be sitting at dinner with a guy and I have to
excuse myself and go to the bathroom because I can't breathe.
- Shannen Doherty

He got up and there were both of us in our underwear
and this kid goes through the whole thing again,
all the closets, the bathroom, everything else and then he left.
- Rod Steiger

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom.
- Candice Bergen

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
- King George V

All I'm thinking about today is cleaning my bathroom.
- Linda Fiorentino

The main part of the house is a deep red and I have butterscotch carpet.
And I have a bathroom with leopard skin floor,
wallpaper and toilet.
- Macy Gray

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly
want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle
of the night and fall in.
- Rita Rudner

I think more and more people want to live alone.
You can be a couple without being in each other's pockets.
I don't see why you have to share the same bathroom.
- Jeanne Moreau

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the
Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet.
- Richard M. Nixon

I started singing in the bathroom.
Nothing was coming out.
It was ghastly.
- Rod Stewart

I am going to be working on bathroom fittings for a company in the USA,
and then I thought it was appropriate to simplify the fittings and,
thus, lowering the cost.
- Arne Jacobsen

When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running
and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking,
call 911.
- Erma Bombeck

You know, Stephen says, in the movies no one ever goes to the bathroom.
They shave, they brush their teeth.
He goes right at this sort of funny taboo we have about the bathroom,
and he turned it into this nightmare,
you know, your worst fear of what's in there.
- Lawrence Kasdan

Lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in
southeast Oklahoma that they'll only let one girl go to the bathroom.
Now think about it.
Think about that issue.
How is it that that's happened to us?
- Tom Coburn

Sometimes the beauty is easy.
Sometimes you don't have to try at all.
Sometimes you can hear the wind blow in a handshake.
Sometimes there's poetry written right on the bathroom wall.
- Ani DiFranco

I'm not at the point where I'd feel safe in a house alone.
I would be really scared.
I'm the kind of person that when I get up to go use
the bathroom I have this big long hallway,
and I just know someone's going to jump out and get me.
- Britney Spears

I'm definitely a messy person...
I know where everything is but I just can't organize.
I don't make lists and find scripts on the laundry machine,
and under my bed, or in the bathroom,
kitchen.
It's bad, I really need to take control.
- Katie Holmes

You can talk about movies all you want,
but I have this porcelain fetish.
I've had it since I was a kid, because there were so many kids in my family,
the only place I had any solace was in the bathroom.
- Linda Fiorentino

Early on in my career, I'd go into the makeup trailer,
and they'd spend an hour doing my makeup,
and I would hate it.
I'd go into the bathroom, wash it off and start over again,
which took an enormous amount of time.
So I just started doing it myself.
- Donna Mills

I'm very happy with the way I look.
I wake up some morning, catch myself in the bathroom mirror,
and go, 'hey girl, you're alright'.
But on the other hand, I find the website stuff,
and the polls, something completely removed from my own personal life.
You can't take anything like that too seriously,
otherwise you'd end up in the loony bin.
- Cameron Diaz

A new father quickly learns that his child invariably
comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there,
as if he needed company.
The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom
privacy is to shave at the gas station.
- Bill Cosby

I've been in a serious conversation with one of my children,
and a fan has come up.
I've been in a public bathroom and had the hand come
under the stall with a paper and pen.
That sort of thing anybody can live without.
- Helen Reddy

Having two bathrooms ruined the capacity to co-operate.
- Margaret Mead

Having set a direction, begin - begin today.
Take action - take action every day.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Visualize your end result as having already been accomplished.
Let the image of your success play on the giant screen
in full color with surround sound -
so real you can smell and taste it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Love means not ever having to say you're sorry.
- Erich Segal

Loving, hating, having expectations:
all these are attachments.
Attachment prevents the growth of one's true being.
- Lao Tzu

We never repent of having eaten too little.
- Thomas Jefferson

Wealth consists not in having great possessions,
but in having few wants.
- Epictetus

I am not the same having seen the moon shine
on the other side of the world.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring,
close-knit family in another city.
- George Burns

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision.
- Helen Keller

Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more.
If you concentrate on what you don't have,
you will never, ever have enough.
- Oprah Winfrey

I forgive myself completely for having created stories of suffering.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry,
that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware
of having no good reason for thinking as you do.
- Bertrand Russell

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
- Ogden Nash

Our unhappiness is triggered by either
having less than yesterday,
or having less than our neighbor.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Only put off until tomorrow
what you are willing to die having left undone.
- Pablo Picasso

The key to happiness is having dreams.
The key to success is making your dreams come true.
- Anonymous

Many important things shouldn't be done half-way.
Think of getting married, having children,
starting a business, changing your career.
There are times to gather your courage
and make the leap, the whole leap.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Freedom is not worth having if it
does not connote freedom to err.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

The voyage of discovery is not in seeking new landscapes
but in having new eyes.
- Marcel Proust

Having a personal opinion is great.
Believing that one's personal opinion is absolute truth
leads to most of the world's troubles.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender,
but you don't have a top for it.
- Jerry Seinfeld

If we like what we do, if we always do our best,
then we are really enjoying life.
We are having fun, we don't get bored,
we don't have frustrations.
- don Miguel Ruiz

Lives based on having are less free
than lives based on doing or being.
- E.Y. Harburg


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