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Housework Quotes

These Motivational Quotes about Housework are dedicated to your career and personal success in life.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
- Phyllis Diller

Related topics: Funny

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office.
- Heloise Cruse

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices
unless she hasn't done it.
- Evan Esar

Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.
- Erma Bombeck

 

And, over the last thirty years we have seen men's
participation in both housework and childcare has increased
and women's have stayed at about the same.
- James Levine

Composing a piece of music is very feminine.
It is sensitive, emotional, contemplative.
By comparison, doing housework is positively masculine.
- Barbara Kolb

Housework, if it is done right, can kill you.
- John Skow


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Housework is the only activity at which men are allowed
to be consistently inept because they are thought to
be so competent at everything else.
- Letty Cottin Pogrebin

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply,
smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door,
let it be.
No one else cares.
Why should you?
- Erma Bombeck

Housework is a breeze.
Cooking is a pleasant diversion.
Putting up a retaining wall is a lark.
But teaching is like climbing a mountain.
- Fawn M. Brodie

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of
household management can ever tell you is how to begin.
Or maybe I mean why.
- Katharine Whitehorn

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility
of human self-actualization.
- Ann Oakley

I hate housework!
You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months
later you have to start all over again.
- Joan Rivers

There is no need to do any housework at all.
After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.
- Quentin Crisp

I watched my mother waste her life on housework and swore I'd never do that.
Dave does the cooking.
- Siobhan Fahey

My parents were liberal intellectuals but even they
expected me to stay at home and look after my younger
siblings and do the housework.
- Sara Paretsky

You won't do any more housework? Then you go to the bin.
- Kate Millett

If you are a writer you locate yourself behind a wall
of silence and no matter what you are doing,
driving a car or walking or doing housework you can still be writing,
because you have that space.
- Joyce Carol Oates

My mother was a wonderful, wonderful woman with a lovely
voice who hated housework,
hated cooking even more and loved her children.
She was always arranging church activities such as a bazaar.
- Maureen Forrester

The possession of knowledge does not
kill the sense of wonder and mystery.
There is always more mystery.
- Anais Nin

I am prepared to die, but there is no cause
for which I am prepared to kill.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

To kill an error is as good a service as,
and sometimes even better than,
the establishing of a new truth or fact.
- Charles Darwin

I wanted to see exotic Vietnam, the jewel of Southeast Asia.
I, uh, I wanted to meet interesting
and stimulating people of an ancient culture,
and kill them.
- the movie Full Metal Jacket

What doesn't kill me, makes me stronger.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails,
and then asks you not to kill him.
- Winston Churchill

Because we believe that our ethnic group,
our society, our political party, our God,
is better than your God, we kill each other.
- Neale Donald Walsch

If anyone is crazy enough to want to kill
a president of the United States, he can do it.
All he must be prepared to do is give his life for the president's.
- John F. Kennedy

Domestic policy can only defeat us; foreign policy can kill us.
- John F. Kennedy

If you're going to tell people the truth,
be funny or they'll kill you.
- Billy Wilder

Join the army. Visit strange and exotic places.
Meet fascinating people. And kill them.
- Anonymous

When you have to kill a man,
it costs nothing to be polite.
- Winston Churchill

The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest.
- Henry David Thoreau

If it's natural to kill, how come men have to go into training to learn how?
- Joan Baez

Remain in wonder if you want the mysteries to open up for you.
Mysteries never open up for those who go on questioning.
Questioners sooner or later end up in a library.
Questioners sooner or later end up with scriptures,
because scriptures are full of answers.
And answers are dangerous, they kill your wonder.
- Osho

It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are
punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.
- Voltaire

There's only one thing that can kill the movies,
and that's education.
- Will Rogers

Doctors are just the same as lawyers;
the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you,
whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
- Anton Chekhov

Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
- Bertrand Russell

I would never kill a living thing, although I probably
have inadvertently while driving automobiles.
- Don Van Vliet

I've been to war, and it's not easy to kill.
It's bloody and messy and totally horrifying,
and the consequences are serious.
- Oliver Stone

Man has no right to kill his brother.
It is no excuse that he does so in uniform:
he only adds the infamy of servitude to the crime of murder.
- Percy Bysshe Shelley

Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.
- Edward W. Howe

I want to rip out his heart and feed it to Lennox Lewis.
I want to kill people.
I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children.
- Mike Tyson

The ugliest word in the world is revenge.
It spells hate; it spells fear; it spells greed.
For my loss, I must kill; I must steal - must avenge.
It's your fault; you must pay; you must bleed.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Why does man kill? He kills for food.
And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
- Woody Allen

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings
his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.
- Peter De Vries

You can't say civilization don't advance...
in every war they kill you in a new way.
- Will Rogers

You don't suffer, kill yourself and take the risks I take just for money.
I love bike racing.
- Greg LeMond

Each of us holds a different image of God.
There are as many perspectives on
the nature of God as there are people.
However much any of us may choose to argue,
or to fight and kill, for our point of view,
the nature of God is an unanswerable question.
Perhaps there is a specific answer,
that we will never learn - in this lifetime.
Perhaps the nature of God is so complex and multifaceted
that each view of God describes an aspect of the complex whole.
Or perhaps the nature of God is actually defined by our beliefs.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.
- Henry David Thoreau

You wont hear anything from me that says I didn't kill David.
I did kill him.
- Ruth Ellis

My wife dresses to kill.
She cooks the same way.
- Henny Youngman

We play a long show, and you can't beat yourself up too much over it,
as physically you just kill yourself.
It was always good fun on the road and it still is.
- Andy Taylor

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years.
If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
- Henny Youngman

Can anything be stupider than that a man has the right
to kill me because he lives on the other side of a
river and his ruler has a quarrel with mine,
though I have not quarrelled with him?
- Blaise Pascal

I never tried to kill myself or anything.
- Ronnie Spector

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice.
For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.
- Wendy Leibman

In the original computer game of Doom,
you not only have to kill things.
You have to pulverise them.
- Rosamund Pike

Touring doesn't kill me and I can handle it.
- Daniel Johns

Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference
is that lawyers merely rob you,
whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
- Anton Chekhov

I got into therapy in the fifth grade because I said
in a sarcastic way that I was going to kill myself,
and they didn't get it then.
Nothing's changed.
- Fiona Apple

I can't understand why anyone would want nuclear warheads.
If you shoot them off, it's not like you can take over
that country-all you do is kill millions of people.
- Rick Yune

The sheik is, thank God, still alive and this hurts
Bush who promised to his people to kill Osama.
- Mohammed Omar

You shoulda shot that fella a long time ago.
Now he's too rich to kill.
- Chill Wills

We did some jumping at the start of the show.
We went out without telling anyone -
and the studio liked to kill us.
They were threatened with cancellation of their production insurance.
- Ken Curtis

He killed his enemies because he was afraid they would kill him.
Amin ordered entire tribes to be put to death,
because he feared they would rebel.
- Ryszard Kapuscinski

The problem to me is violence.
It's not cool to kill somebody or hurt people.
- Mark Ruffalo

It is obvious that when I shot him I intended to kill him.
- Ruth Ellis

As soon as men know that they can kill without fear of punishment or blame,
they kill; or at least they encourage killers with approving smiles.
- Simone Weil

It's a major part of world history that men are trying to kill each other.
It's just one slaughter after the other.
We talk about it, but no one's really listening.
- Fred Ward

That's the thing about the script, is that how these
people were affected by their decision,
and how it could ultimately kill them,
and I mean literally.
- Kevin Williamson


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