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Irs Quotes

These Motivational Quotes about Irs are dedicated to your career and personal success in life.

I've never really had a hobby, unless you count art,
which the IRS once told me I had to declare as a hobby
since I hadn't made money with it.
- Laurie Anderson

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We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS,
because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.
- Dave Barry

Make no mistake, tax cheaters cheat us all,
and the IRS should enforce our laws to the letter.
- Tom Daschle

I got IRS records to finance what I wanted to do.
- Penelope Spheeris

 

The IRS!
They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
- Jerry Seinfeld

1913 wasn't a very good year.
1913 gave us the income tax, the 16th amendment and the IRS.
- Ron Paul

While tax refunds amount to substantial income for many Americans,
current IRS rules do not allow taxpayers to directly
deposit their refund into more than one account.
- Jim Cooper


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It is my belief that one's salary is between an individual and the IRS.
- Jessica Savitch

Musicians now find themselves in the unlikely position of being legitimate.
At least the IRS thinks so.
- Billy Joel

Mandatory sentencing guidelines have become as complicated
and detailed as the IRS code!
- Harold H. Greene

Low-income taxpayers deserve the same rights as everyone else.
It was wrong of the IRS to target low-income taxpayers,
and I am please by the decision to correct this unfair practice.
- Christopher Dodd

Finally, the House is working to require a comprehensive
federal review of IRS regulations with a follow-up
report to Congress on possible actions to reduce the
tax paperwork burden imposed on small businesses.
- Michael K. Simpson

The more expansive government is, the more perils people face in daily lives,
be it from IRS agents or from child support services,
or from other agencies that often have little or no
legal restraints on their power.
- James Bovard

Reports also suggest that Ernst and Young and other
large tax preparation firms are sending tax returns overseas for processing.
But the IRS has no control over tax information once
it's been sent to India or another country.
- Melissa Bean

The IRS is currently considering a rule that would
make it easier for tax preparers to disclose the private
information contained in tax returns -
including name,
address, Social Security number, employer,
income, and charitable donations.
- Melissa Bean

It does not require a majority to prevail,
but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set
brush fires in people's minds.
- Samuel Adams

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them
into one country and call it Irate.
All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.
- Denis Leary

It does not take a majority to prevail...
but rather an irate, tireless minority,
keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men.
- Samuel Adams

I am not afraid of storms
for I am learning how to sail my ship.
- Louisa May Alcott

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.
Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.
It is our Light, not our Darkness, that most frightens us.
- Marianne Williamson

The mind is not a vessel to be filled
but a fire to be kindled.
- Plutarch

Adventure is not outside man; it is within.
- George Eliot

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished.
- Lao Tzu

Our greatest glory is not in never falling,
but in rising every time we fall.
- Confucius

The world is perfect. It's a mess.
It has always been a mess.
We are not going to change it.
Our job is to straighten out our own lives.
- Joseph Campbell

A good traveler has no fixed plans,
and is not intent on arriving.
- Lao Tzu

I do not need anyone's permission to be my true self.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

One does not discover new lands without consenting
to lose sight of the shore for a very long time.
- Andre Gide

To know yet to think that one does not know is best;
Not to know yet to think that one knows
will lead to difficulty.
- Lao Tzu

The true meaning of life is to plant trees,
under whose shade you do not expect to sit.
- Nelson Henderson

A ship in harbor is safe -
but that is not what ships are for.
- John A. Shedd

The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Everything is a miracle,
not just the beautiful and lovely things.
- Anonymous

You do not need anyone's permission to be your true self.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Self-respect is not a function of size, age, or wealth.
Breathe deep, sing loud and sweet,
"I am me, I am unique, I am magnificent."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It's not whether you get knocked down;
it's whether you get back up.
- Vince Lombardi

Everything has beauty,
but not everyone sees it.
- Confucius

Stand Tall, Stand Proud.
Know that you are unique and magnificent.
You do not need the approval of others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The key to everything is patience.
You get the chicken by hatching the egg,
not by smashing it open.
- Arnold H. Glasgow

Example is not the main thing in influencing others.
It is the only thing.
- Albert Schweitzer

Do not let what you cannot do
interfere with what you can do.
- John Wooden

It is not enough to be busy. So are the ants.
The question is: What are we busy about?
- Henry David Thoreau

My great concern is not whether you have failed,
but whether you are content with your failure.
- Abraham Lincoln

Do not be too moral.
You may cheat yourself out of much life.
So aim above morality.
Be not simply good;
be good for something.
- Henry David Thoreau

Let us not pray to be sheltered from dangers
but to be fearless when facing them.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Every child comes with the message
that God is not yet discouraged of man.
- Rabindranath Tagore

You are what you do, not what you say you'll do.
- Carl Jung

Treat those who are good with goodness,
and also treat those who are not good with goodness.
Thus goodness is attained.
Be honest to those who are honest,
and be also honest to those who are not honest.
Thus honesty is attained.
- Lao Tzu

Not every difficult and dangerous thing
is suitable for training,
but only that which is conducive to success
in achieving the object of our effort.
- Epictetus

Success is to be measured not so much
by the position that one has reached in life
as by the obstacles which he has overcome.
- Booker T. Washington

A hero may or may not lead other people,
but all heroes lead themselves.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I have not failed.
I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
- Thomas Edison

Commitment cannot be taught;
it can only be caught.
I refer to the crusading spirit.
Without the crusading spirit,
you may have the starting power
but not the staying power.
- Jimmy Yen

Do or do not, there is no try.
- Jedi Master Yoda in Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

Look at a day when you are supremely satisfied at the end.
It's not a day when you lounge around doing nothing;
it's when you've had everything to do, and you've done it.
- Margaret Thatcher

"Just living is not enough," said the butterfly,
"one must have sunshine, freedom and a little flower."
- Hans Christian Andersen

Men are born to succeed, not to fail.
- Henry David Thoreau

Love one another but make not a bond of love.
Let it rather be a moving sea
between the shores of your souls.
- Khalil Gibran

Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing,
of just going along,
listening to all the things you can't hear,
and not bothering.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Trust in the Light.
Darkness is not a force -
it is merely the absence of light.
Observe that when a light is brought to a dark place,
the darkness disappears.
Sadness is similar -
when joy is brought to suffering,
the sadness disappears.
Open yourself to the Light!
Hold back nothing,
Trust in the Light.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It is not more vacation we need -
it is more vocation.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail?
- Robert H. Schuller

Don't worry when you are not recognized,
but strive to be worthy of recognition.
- Abraham Lincoln

Be not afraid of growing slowly,
be afraid only of standing still.
- Chinese Proverb

It's not necessary to fear the prospect of failure
but to be determined not to fail.
- Jimmy Carter

Our real problem, then, is not our strength today;
it is rather the vital necessity of action today
to ensure our strength tomorrow.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Our business in life is not to get ahead of others,
but to get ahead of ourselves.
- E. Joseph Cossman

Riches do not exhilarate us so much with their possession
as they torment us with their loss.
- Epicurus

March on. Do not tarry. To go forward
is to move toward perfection.
March on, and fear not the thorns,
or the sharp stones on life's path.
- Khalil Gibran

Action may not always bring happiness;
but there is no happiness without action.
- Benjamin Disraeli

Do not quit!
Hundreds of times I have watched people throw in the
towel at the one-yard line while someone else comes
along and makes a fortune by just going that extra yard.
- E. Joseph Cossman


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