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Married Quotes

These Motivational Quotes about Married are dedicated to your career and personal success in life.

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits
and then complain that he's not the man she married?
- Barbra Streisand

Related topics: Funny Marriage

I love being married.
It's so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner

Hey, Marge. Isn't it great being married
to someone who's recklessly impulsive?
- The Simpsons Movie (2007)

No man is truly married until he understands
every word his wife is NOT saying.
- Anonymous

 

Many important things shouldn't be done half-way.
Think of getting married, having children,
starting a business, changing your career.
There are times to gather your courage
and make the leap, the whole leap.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced
so they won't think something's wrong with me.
- Elayne Boosler

My boyfriend and I broke up.
He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
- Rita Rudner


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I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.
- Groucho Marx

A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man
is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives
as much as if we had never married at all.
- Lord Byron

That married couples can live together day after day
is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.
- Bill Cosby

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water.
After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
- Minnie Pearl

One should never know too precisely
whom one has married
- Friedrich Nietzsche

My advice to you is get married:
if you find a good wife you'll be happy;
if not, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates

I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist,
and neither one would take the garbage out.
- Lee Grant

Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles,
because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering
why Daddy was kissing someone else.
- Chevy Chase

A man in love is incomplete until he has married.
Then he's finished.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

I met an American woman and got married so I had to get a job.
- Walter Wager

I married beneath me, all women do.
- Nancy Astor

I married the first man I ever kissed.
When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.
- Barbara Bush

Love is so much better when you're not married.
- Maria Callas

Married or unmarried, young or old, poet or worker,
you are still a dreamer, and will one time know,
and feel, that your life is but a dream.
- Donald G. Mitchell

When I get married, it'll be no secret.
- Elvis Presley

I'm married to the theater but my mistress is the films.
- Oskar Werner

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men
for the criticism of one,
go ahead, get married.
- Katharine Hepburn

She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
- Henny Youngman

No man is regular in his attendance at the House of
Commons until he is married.
- Benjamin Disraeli

Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start
if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.
- Elbert Hubbard

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
- Red Skelton

I've had an exciting time; I married for love and got
a little money along with it.
- Rose Kennedy

Well married a person has wings, poorly married shackles.
- Henry Ward Beecher

Never get married in the morning - you never know who
you might meet that night.
- Paul Hornung

One was never married, and that's his hell;
another is,
and that's his plague.
- Robert Burton

It's tough to stay married.
My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
- Rodney Dangerfield

When people get married because they think
it's a long-time love affair,
they'll be divorced very soon,
because all love affairs end in disappointment.
But marriage is a recognition of a spiritual identity.
- Joseph Campbell

Caesar might have married Cleopatra,
but he had a wife at home.
There's always something.
- Will Cuppy

The only good husbands stay bachelors:
They're too considerate to get married.
- Finley Peter Dunne

Married people from my generation are like an endangered species!
- Patrice Leconte

Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom;
wait until they have been married longer.
- Edgar Watson Howe

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about,
he goes off and gets married.
- Robert Frost

When you have a baby, love is automatic,
when you get married, love is earned.
- Marie Osmond

Bachelors know more about women than married men;
if they didn't they'd be married too.
- H. L. Mencken

A married woman has the same right to control her own
body as does an unmarried woman.
- Sol Wachtler

Staying married may have long-term benefits.
You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over
a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
- P. J. O'Rourke

If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married,
and another list of the reasons for their divorce,
you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.
- Mignon McLaughlin

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find
a woman I don't like and give her a house.
- Lewis Grizzard

I had arranged a birthday party for him and my children,
who are all Aquarians.
Instead, we got married.
I ran out of excuses.
It was just us and my children.
- Diane von Furstenberg

I turned forty, and I'm finally going to get married and maybe have a kid.
- Rick Moody

I married a young Englishman in Cambridge in 1955 and
have lived in Britain every since.
- Anne Stevenson

Much is said about the burdens and responsibilities of married men.
Responsibilities indeed there are, if they but felt them;
but as to burdens what are they?
- Ernestine Rose

At every party there are two kinds of people -
those who want to go home and those who don't.
The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
- Ann Landers

I want to wait to have sex until I'm married.
- Britney Spears

Rituals are important.
Nowadays it's hip not to be married.
I'm not interested in being hip.
- John Lennon

I would be married, but I'd have no wife,
I would be married to a single life.
- Charles Bukowski

The married are those who have taken the terrible risk of intimacy and,
having taken it, know life without intimacy to be impossible.
- Carolyn Heilbrun

It was so cold I almost got married.
- Shelley Winters

The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy,
the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
- Ann Landers

I'm glad I haven't married - I crave excitement.
- Cynthia Payne

It's always been my personal feeling that unless you are married,
there is something that is not very dignified about
talking about who you are dating.
- Luke Wilson

A simple enough pleasure, surely, to have breakfast
alone with one's husband,
but how seldom married people in the midst of life achieve it.
- Anne Spencer

People stay married because they want to,
not because the doors are locked.
- Paul Newman

Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place
between a happily married man and his secretary.
- Barry Humphries

You don't stay married for 35 years by accident.
I think that that's willful and intentional and something
that both people really want.
- Ashley Judd

Before the group left, Gary asked for my phone number,
and the next day he called to ask me to dinner that night.
I had no idea he was married, but I found out that night.
- Donna Rice

For right now, it really is the end.
Hopefully in 10 years we'll all be married and have babies.
- Kelly Rowland

If and when we get married, only a completely opposite system will prevail.
- David O. Selznick

Love is the terrible secret people are suspected of unless they're married,
then one always suspects they don't.
- Jane Rule

I want just to be happy and peaceful.
And that's not always the case when you're married.
- Olivier Martinez

Today the House has a chance to give 25 million married
couples the best Valentine's Day gift possible,
elimination from the most unfair of taxes,
the marriage tax penalty.
- Jerry Weller

Art is moral passion married to entertainment.
Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda,
and entertainment without moral passion is television.
- Rita Mae Brown


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