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Sandwich Quotes

These Motivational Quotes about Sandwich are dedicated to your career and personal success in life.

Give the right man two fishes and some bread,
and he will feed the world;
give the wrong man two fishes and some bread
and he will invent the fast-food fish sandwich.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

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My parents were vegetarians.
I'd show up at school, this giant black kid,
with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
- Aisha Tyler

In the family sandwich, the older people and the younger
ones can recognize one another as the bread.
Those in the middle are, for a time,
the meat.
- Anna Quindlen

The plastic on your sandwich really doesn't have to
be made to last 50 years.
- Charles Moore

 

Sandwich every bit of criticism between two layers of praise.
- Mary Kay Ash

I say 20 words in English.
I say money, money, money, and I say hot dog!
I say yes, no and I say money, money,
money and I say turkey sandwich and I say grape juice.
- Carmen Miranda

There's nothing better than good sex.
But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
- Billy Joel


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Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
- Jack Benny

The small businessman is smart; he realizes there's no free lunch.
On the other hand, he knows where to go to get a good inexpensive sandwich.
- Adam Osborne

Too few people understand a really good sandwich.
- James Beard

Enjoy every sandwich.
- Warren Zevon

I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter,
'Have you got frog's legs?' He said,
'Yes,' so I said,
'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'
- Tommy Cooper

If they had a social gospel in the days of the prodigal son,
somebody would have given him a bed and a sandwich
and he never would have gone home.
- Vance Havner

What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich.
I'll just have peanut butter and bananas,
then peanut butter and pickles.
Peanut butter and chocolate I don't recommend.
- Dianne Wiest

A month before the season, I don't order fries with my club sandwich.
- Mario Lemeiux

You don't need a pack of wild horses to learn how to make a sandwich.
- Phil McGraw

It's a Tim sandwich.
The meat is fresh, but the bread is moldy.
- Daniel Craig

I believe that if you don't want to do anything,
then sit there and don't do it, but don't expect people
to hand you a corn beef sandwich and wash your socks
for you and unzip your fly for you.
- Shel Silverstein

Call me All-American, but I love Ham and Cheese sandwiches.
And not just any old ham and cheese sandwich...
My mother's is the best.
I've tried many times to make these sandwiches on my own,
but it's never the same.
- Andy Roddick

I think that every show on television has its place.
I think Married With Children or, I don't know,
The Nanny...
some people want to go home, turn on the TV and be
able to iron their clothes or grab a sandwich.
Come out and catch a joke and not have to follow the story.
- Peter Krause

If you ever want to eat a tuna sandwich again,
don't go to a tuna factory.
I visited one where they had two lines:
one was the human food line and one was the cat food line -
and they didn't look any different.
- Mark Mobius

Saturday night is your big night.
Everybody used to fry up fish and have one hell of a time.
Find me playing till sunrise for 50 cents and a sandwich.
And be glad of it.
And they really liked the low-down blues.
- Muddy Waters

It has been well said that a hungry man is more interested
in four sandwiches than four freedoms.
- Henry Cabot Lodge, Jr.

Sandwiches are wonderful.
You don't need a spoon or a plate!
- Paul Lynde

Maybe there is no actual place called hell.
Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents
breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
- Jim Carrey

When you make his sandwiches, put a sexy or loving note in his lunch box.
- Anne Rice

We used to wash our hair in buckets and survive on toasted sandwiches,
chocolates and soup.
- Joan Greenwood

He's a couple sandwiches short of a picnic.
- Lance Bass

When I travel I normally eat club sandwiches or I bring my own food.
When you go into a new town, it's very had to find a good place to eat.
- Paul Prudhomme

I never thought I want to do anything,
really, except not go to work properly and turn up
at the same place every day and eat sandwiches in the same canteen,
if I can possibly help it, as I don't think I'd be very good at it.
- Dylan Moran

There is a curious relationship between a candidate
and the reporters who cover him.
It can be affected by small things like a competent press staff,
enough seats, sandwiches and briefings and the ability to understand deadlines.
- Ronald Steel

You know, nobody eats in England.
Three or four pints of English beer a night fills you.
I can't say I'm very impressed with the food in America.
it's all sort of bland.
Like turkey sandwiches.
- Anne Dudley

My parents would read those books to me as well but
they used to make me starving when I was a kid because
they were always eating ham sandwiches with the crusts
off and drinking ginger beer.
- Mike Myers

I lived at home and I cycled every morning to the railway
station to travel by train to Johannesburg followed
by a walk to the University,
carrying sandwiches for my lunch and returning in the evening the same way.
- Sydney Brenner

The world is perfect. It's a mess.
It has always been a mess.
We are not going to change it.
Our job is to straighten out our own lives.
- Joseph Campbell

For all sad words of tongue and pen,
The saddest are these, "It might have been.
- John Greenleaf Whittier

Footprints in the sands of time...
Where have you been?
Where are you going?
Why are you going there?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

My experience has been that work is
almost the best way to pull oneself out of the depths.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Sing like no one's listening,
love like you've never been hurt,
dance like nobody's watching,
and live like its heaven on earth.
- Mark Twain

It is never too late to become what you might have been.
- George Eliot

Most of the important things in the world
have been accomplished by people
who have kept on trying
when there seemed to be no hope at all.
- Dale Carnegie

Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared
believe that something inside of them was superior to circumstance.
- Bruce Barton

Visualize your end result as having already been accomplished.
Let the image of your success play on the giant screen
in full color with surround sound -
so real you can smell and taste it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth
until the hour of separation.
- Khalil Gibran

Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like nobody's watching.
- Satchel Paige

An "always been" does not mean I must choose "what must be."
- Mary Anne Radmacher

What is a weed? A plant whose virtues
have never been discovered.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The highest thinkers of the ages,
the seers of the tribes and the nations,
have been optimists.
- Helen Keller

God, as Truth, has been for me a treasure beyond price.
May He be so to every one of us.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

NO ONE has been granted the authority to tell me
how my life should be lived.
I answer only to myself and to Spirit.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

No written law has ever been more binding
than unwritten custom supported by popular opinion.
- Carrie Chapman Catt

One never notices what has been done;
one can only see what remains to be done.
- Marie Curie

If I had known what it would be like to have it all -
I might have been willing to settle for less.
- Lily Tomlin

I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers
to die in the dressing room.
- Mercedes McCambridge

To have done anything just for money
is to have been truly idle.
- Henry David Thoreau

Re-examine all that you have been told...
dismiss that which insults your soul.
- Walt Whitman

I accept everything that ever has been,
with no regrets, no resentments, and no call for vengeance.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Like a Butterfly, I have been Reborn
with Bold Colors and Strong Wings.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

No person was ever honored for what he received.
Honor has been the reward for what he gave.
- Calvin Coolidge

When we quarrel, how we wish we had been blameless.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have always been regretting that
I was not as wise as the day I was born.
- Henry David Thoreau

All life is change.
Release your attachment to the way things have been,
and wend your way joyfully
through life's unfolding majesty.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life is too short, time is too precious,
and the stakes are too high
to dwell on what might have been.
- Hilary Clinton

The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet,
I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder.
- Al Gore

My life has been filled with terrible misfortune;
most of which never happened.
- Michel Eyquem De Montaigne

I have compassion for everyone who has ever
been a player upon the stage of my life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

What work I have done I have done because it has been play.
If it had been work I shouldn't have done it.
- Mark Twain

You have not been abandoned.
You are never alone, except by your own choice.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Your innermost core has always been pure.
Purity is intrinsic to you,
it cannot be taken away.
- Osho

She's been diagnosed as a paranoid hypochondriac.
Doctors think she may be faking.
- the movie Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I
should have been more specific.
- Lily Tomlin


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