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Robert Orben Quotes

I hope you find these Motivational Robert Orben Quotes useful in achieving your personal and career goals in life.

Never raise your hand to your children -
it leaves your midsection unprotected.
- Robert Orben

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Older people shouldn't eat health food,
they need all the preservatives they can get.
- Robert Orben

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother
rather than all major credit cards.
- Robert Orben

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list
of the richest people in America.
If I'm not there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben

 

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
- Robert Orben

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
- Robert Orben

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we
have elections is to find out if the polls were right?
- Robert Orben


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Washington is a place where politicians don't know
which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
- Robert Orben

Quit worrying about your health.
It will go away.
- Robert Orben

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat.
Sometimes it's filled with wisdom.
Sometimes it's filled with feet.
- Robert Orben

Inflation is bringing us true democracy.
For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities
are selling at the same price.
- Robert Orben

What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds.
- Robert Orben

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me,
but deep down I know that's not true.
Some of the smaller countries are neutral.
- Robert Orben

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept.
God used it with people.
- Robert Orben

Time flies.
It's up to you to be the navigator.
- Robert Orben

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States.
Ask any Indian.
- Robert Orben

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement
speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical
caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
- Robert Orben

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations:
fight or flee.
In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative;
fight,
flee - or laugh.
- Robert Orben

If you can laugh together, you can work together.
- Robert Orben

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'
- Robert Orben

Don't think of it as failure.
Think of it as time-released success.
- Robert Orben

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great
and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!
- Robert Orben

Do your kids a favor - don't have any.
- Robert Orben

With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors,
they'd bust it to Corporal!
- Robert Orben

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation
but would like it to keep in touch.
- Robert Orben

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes
list of the richest people in America.
If I'm not there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl.
It said, 'Take my heart!
Take my arms!
Take my lips!' Which is just like her.
Keeping the best part for herself.
- Robert Orben

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
- Robert Orben

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it
weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
- Robert Orben

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems:
back taxes,
back rent, back auto payments.
- Robert Orben

Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.
- Robert Orben

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.
- Robert Orben

One can never consent to creep when one feels the impulse to soar.
- Helen Keller

Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done.
- Amelia Earhart

You are never too old to set another goal
or to dream a new dream.
- C. S. Lewis

Our greatest glory is not in never falling,
but in rising every time we fall.
- Confucius

Never let the fear of striking out get in your way.
- Babe Ruth

There are two kinds of failures:
those who thought and never did,
and those who did and never thought.
- Laurence J. Peter

Winners never quit and quitters never win.
- Vince Lombardi

Hate is never conquered by hate,
Hate is only conquered by love.
- The Buddha

You are Never Too Old to Give or Get Gold Stars.
Show Your Honest Appreciation - Today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get.
- the movie Forrest Gump

Sing like no one's listening,
love like you've never been hurt,
dance like nobody's watching,
and live like its heaven on earth.
- Mark Twain

It is never too late to become what you might have been.
- George Eliot

If you wait to do everything until you're sure it's right,
you'll probably never do much of anything.
- Win Borden

A great secret of success is to go through life
as a man who never gets used up.
- Albert Schweitzer

The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling,
but in rising every time we fall.
- Nelson Mandela

The sum of wisdom is that
time is never lost that is devoted to work.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never tell people how to do things.
Tell them what to do and they will
surprise you with their ingenuity.
- George S. Patton

If you don't know what you want, you will probably never get it.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

It's never too late -
never too late to start over,
never too late to be happy.
- Jane Fonda

Two things a man should never be angry at:
what he can help,
and what he cannot help.
- Thomas Fuller

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde

Until you'll willing to look foolish,
you'll never have the possibility of being great.
- Cher

Never allow a person to tell you NO
who doesn't have the power to say YES.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

He who never made a mistake,
never made a discovery.
- Samuel Smiles

Choose Inner Peace.
Nothing is worth losing your inner peace.
Take action as circumstances require,
but never surrender your inner peace.
Stop. Breathe deeply.
Close your eyes and breathe deeply again.
Then, and only then, take action -
from a peaceful heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Never believe that a few caring people can't change the world.
For, indeed, that's all who ever have.
- Margaret Mead

Stay Happy, never let anyone get your goat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Determine never to be idle.
No person will have occasion to complain
of the want of time who never loses any.
It is wonderful how much may be done if we are always doing.
- Thomas Jefferson

There are only two or three human stories,
and they go on repeating themselves as fiercely
as if they had never happened before.
- Willa Cather

People will forget what you said,
people will forget what you did,
but people will never forget
how you made them feel.
- Maya Angelou

I never accepted the idea
that I had to be guided by
some pattern or blueprint.
- Little Richard

When I look back on all these worries,
I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed
that he had had a lot of trouble in his life,
most of which had never happened.
- Winston Churchill

It's never too late.
- Anonymous

Who never walks save where he sees
men's tracks, makes no discoveries.
- J. G. Holland

Never hold discussions with the monkey
when the organ grinder is in the room.
- Winston Churchill

I never worry about action, but only about inaction.
- Winston Churchill

Some things will never seem adequate
no matter how hard we try.
- from the movie White Man's Burden

Never give up.
- Anonymous

Never, never, never give up.
- Winston Churchill


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